august 15th
marshmallow
my favourite thing to do with these is roast them but my second favourite thing to do is to put them in a warm drink. they're very intensely sugary and make me think about that tub of woolworths "kinetic slime" that was inedible because it had borax. luckily there is no borax in marshmallow
cats
SMALL BEAST THAT IS LIKE A WARM SOFT CLOUD THAT LOVES YOU??? LOVE CATS they have tiny paws that are so so small
very tall cousins
i think doorways are a significant hazard to them so if i get a land grant for my evil lair i will make sure the ceilings are two inches above my head and therefore impassable. however the government will not let me go into full time villainy so they are welcome in my regular house. they're very cool actually i learnt a new card game and received an excellent burrito. would hang out with again!
june 28th
library
excellent place. the wifi is good and there is a powerpoint for my laptop and the escalator makes a clunk clunk noise that i enjoy. the second floor is quieter than the first one. the first floor is kind of bizarre? first of all it isn't actually the first floor. there is a ground floor and then you go up from there to the first floor. there are tables and stuff for people to use, but they have three chairs each when the table is actually very small. this is right next to the meeting rooms, which are just glass boxes with a table in there. it looks like an aquarium but for people. this would be funny if it were a bunch of businessmen in formalwear but this has yet to be the case.
second floor is vastly superior because there are chess sets and proper desks. i am also a fan of the other library where you can sit and watch the river while you work, but for some reason that one is full of cops. i'm sure they're doing great work by loudly wandering around the study area and posing.
pining
TERRIBLE. turned into the silliest man alive. reduced to pacing around my house like a sad dog wondering where my guy has gotten to
june 27th
earbuds
big fan of having el cheapo ones that have silicone bits on them. the sound quality is awful but i can listen to music wherever! on the bus! walking around! doing the dishes! and my ears don't hurt from these ones which is great
malls
they need to fill these things with egg cartons or something. they are so large and so full of people, so every single noise in the world echoes in there like one million angry ghosts that give you a headache. also they need to invent teleporters. i keep getting lost in there
bleach
"use clove oil to clean mold!" "use vinegar!" "use bicarbonate soda!" you're all mad use the thing that says it's for mold. it works. love having a bathroom that's only disreputable rather than on the condemnedbuildingcore lifestyle grindset
june 26th
muffins
I MISSED MUFFINS SO MUCH I AM SO GLAD I OWN A MUFFIN PAN AGAIN. stayed up later than i meant to baking them and then ate four in one sitting. they were pretty solidly mid because i didn't bother melting butter and used the suspicious vegetable oil instead, but baked goods are a great and necessary joy in life.
therapy
i wasn't really getting much out of it but i ended up comparing notes with friends and it seems i picked poorly, to say the least. going to get referred to someone else and see if it's better.
apr 23rd to june 25th
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
apr 22nd
dentist
very cool and nice 👍 gave me more teeth per tooth (fillings) and explained what they were doing the whole time.
emergency travel banana
o emergency banana you were the ideal of ripeness and also a food when i was hungry. everyone should have an emergency banana or other snack with them.
grooving headphones bus station dude
hell yeah keep on being funky
ducks
they are like small boats that are full of malice. huge fan of them & the big pond that they live in
wish people would stop feeding them white bread though: it's not good for them!! they'll get sick! you should give them fresh peas instead
random fishing guy
i don't think you'll catch anything there but i think you are performing an essential service by trying so keep it up
bag of mysterious gelatinous animals
textures 👍
apr 21th
ZAPPO SOUR CHERRY
this is like the cheap shampoo i had to use as a kid that made the worst foam in the world. like the weakest lamest wateriest bubbles you ever did see. it is also like the cherry flavoured liquid iron supplement i had to take. it's BAD.
i will continue to eat it.